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tiredOkay, so I just got this thing...Kinda weird!
I'm gonna tell you a couple things you need to know to move on with your life
1. Don't trust a store-bought pregnancy test.
2. Eat at McDonald's every day to get fat!
3. You are weird. Get over it.
4. If you have a baby and it somehow gets rabies, RUN!
5. Santa Claus IS real.
and
6. I own face
YAY!!! So now you know how to have sex! Awesome!! Have fun!
